that’ right everybody…today richard dean anderson macgyver turns 59. happy birthday macgyver!

it seems like only yesterday, my feathery mullety friend, that you were breaking out of bunkers with floss and gum, blowing up poachers’ planes with a battery and some toenail clippers and saving the world with one brush of your sweet, sweet mississippi mudflaps.

on a related note, i also want to give a shout-out to that dude at our old church in lexington who legally changed his name to macgyver. you’ve earned a special place in heaven with that classy move and we all commend your daring originality and boldness. stay classy, dude-from-lexington-now-named-macgyver…